Well I can't say I'm thrilled with the past few days. I have received my first... what is the word they used for this wretched water torture... Bath? Sounds right. This was not a pleasant experience in the least! I had just gotten myself to the perfect level of scent and texture when they must have decided I smelled far better than they did. So this horrific activity was designed (no doubt by some sick minded person) to strip me of my hard earned smell, only to replace my sleek fur and rather aromatic fragrance with an uncomfortable fluffy hair and this awful "baby powder" smell. I must hunt down the maker of this powder and have a few choice words with them. So not only was I soaked, soapy, and ashamed, to add insult to injury, I was photographed! The nerve!!! Does it look like I enjoyed this "Kodak Moment" to you? You tell me!

There is a reason my folks had to hold my head up. Can anyone guess why? Maybe it was the over powering smell of SHAME!

Then they wrapped me in this cloth. And I'm pretty sure that the "Yoda" comments my folks where making, were NOT compliments.

However, before I was put into this bath thing, my people decided to grant me a few minutes of euphoria, by letting me play in the dirty laundry. It was such a wonderful experience, I should  have known it was too good to last.

All in all it wasn't TOO bad of a day I suppose. After I had dried from the bath treatment, I immediately went outside and rolled in anything and everything I could find to get my scent back to normal. I just wish my folks would stop complaining so loudly when I do this... after all its REALLY hard work!

~ Skitches ~